The Used Yaoi Fanfiction
Dear Bob.*stern face*
I know your secret. *wise face* I know what you've been doing when you think I can't see. Well, I've got news for you Bobbo! I did see! And I got pictures! And soon, everyone will know. *evil laugh*
Just you wait Bob.
Just you wait.
Frank Anthony Iero the Third.


Dear Frank,
Your letter would have been much more threatening if you had left out the internet RP language.
And gotten pictures of what exactly? If it's what happened with Mikey, that was a one-time thing.
And I'd like the pictures.

But if was what happened with Ray, that was just a one-Well, three-time thing too.

But I'd still like the pictures.
Bob.



Dear Bob,
That was supposed to be kept private, dickweed. 'Private' is not stapling notes to your band mate's doors in full view of everyone.
But since we don't care about privacy;

BOB BRYAR HAS A CAT TEDDY CALLED MR WHISKERSON.
Love Mikey.



Dear Bob,
What exactly happened with my little brother? Hmm?
I'm warning you now, I have connections to the Mafia, and I'll have you swimming in a new pair of concrete shoes before you know it.
Gerard.



Dear Gee,
Sweetie, you know I love you an' all, but Barney the Dinosaur is more connected to the Mob than you are.
Love Frank.
Xox


Dear Bob,
Actually, it was a four-time thing. Five, if you count later today.
Ray.



Ray,
Six o'clock.
Bob.


Dear Bob,
Alright, I was actually talking about you stealing my eyeliner but that was before I heard about your sexual exploits.

And, btw, I know I'm a little perverted but why would I take pictures of you fucking Mikey or Ray or whoever? I would never go that far. Unless, of course, you two wanted me to.

Soooo....Where are you guys meeting up tonight?
Love Frank.



FRANK,
Remember that time we talked about boundaries? And I told you to always end things a sentence earlier?
Gee.


Gee,
But I did end it a sentence earlier.
You should have heard what I was going to say.
Love Frankie.